A slightly modified/edited version of what I think T's website employer profile should be.
Once upon a time, T was born. She was born a few minutes before her sister C. They are twins, but not the identical type. Anyways, T has had an exciting and adventure filled life. At a young age she was frisked away to Alaska. While hanging out in the rural wilderness of Alaska, she learned to fish with her own bare hands, and developed a love for all things country. After teaching herself everything a third-fourth-fifth grader needs to know via "Are you there God, Its me, Margaret" and other children's lit, she returned home. She proceeded to have adventures, traveling to a land of war and eagles, meeting her knight in a shining armor disguise, and battling the sun. (Don't worry, she won). The adventure came to a climax when T journeyed to enemy territory and stared the law in the eye, all the while fighting to keep her soul. (Don't worry, she won this one, as well). Now, T has reached a point in her life where she is ready to fight new adventures -- yours. Call T to schedule an intake interview today!
